When Life Gives You Vampires

Gloria Duke On Sale Date: October 4, 222 Paperback 336 pages 21 cm H | 14 cm W Fiction / Romance / Romantic Comedy Fiction / Romance / Contemporary Fiction / Romance / Paranormal / Vampires Dumplin' meets True Blood in this paranormal romantic comedy about how important body acceptance is...especially when you discover that your body will never age, never die, and never change A paranormal Dumplin' for adults, When Life Gives You Vampires is part a journey of body positivity, part a story about learning how to accept love at face value, and part a hysterical rom-com told through a paranormal lens. Twenty-five-year-old Lily Baines is used to waking up hungover, overweight, and underemployed. Waking up with fangs? Not so much. But when it turns out a little light necking has more serious consequences than she ever imagined, Lily's determined to get to the bottom of it. Tristan hadn't meant to turn Lily—it's against vampire law—but now that she's here, they need to team up to save their hides. They strike a truce, fending off other vampires, Lily's work-rival-turned-slayer, and her mother's tone-deaf romance and diet advice—all while Lily faces down her insecurities and the fact that she still lives in a diet-obsessed world with a body that will never age, never die, and never change. Can she learn to love the (plus size) woman she'll be forever more?